Some of the good stuff was definitely left on the cutting room floor -- but last night VH1 aired the fight between Sharon Osbourne and "Charm School" chick Megan Hauserman, and it got nasty.
Osbourne went ballistic when Megan dissed Ozzy, but what they didn't show was Sharon ripping at Hauserman's hair extensions or the bikini-clad girl's trip to the hospital the next day, where she filed a police report with the LAPD.
One thing is clear -- trash Sharon all you want, just leave Ozzy out of it.
Looks like the GOP's head cougar has gone from political attack dog to snotty celeb fashion critic.
In her new book, "Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America" Ann Coulter slams Michelle Obama for her hairstyle and clothes. Coulter calls Michelle an obvious Jackie Kennedy wannabe with her "flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses" and "the short strands of fake pearls."
Good news: Coulter reportedly had to have her jaw wired shut. Bad news: She can still type.
It's a good thing Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas away from her family -- because her dad and her GF surely would have come to blows.
Michael Lohan is firing back at Samantha Ronson (who he refers to as a "super parasite") with both barrels blazing. He's blaming her for Lindsay's blog that essentially trashed Michael and accused him of having a kid out of wedlock (still no proof it's his kid).
He told us via e-mail, "What real work has Lindsay done since Sam? Maybe she should follow Britney or Drew's paths and get rid of the darkness and come into the light."
Michael also told us he has info on Sam he hasn't released yet but, "If one more blog or statement is made people will know the entire truth. I will release emails, texts, depositions and audio tapes that will prove everything I have been saying all along. If Sam wants to play, I am ready. But she better be ready too!"
Some hardcore "Twilight" fanatics are seething over reports Taylor Lautner could be replaced in the upcoming "Twilight" sequel -- and now certain bloodsuckers are hitting his rumored replacement right where it hurts -- the dude's Facebook page. The actor being hit is Michael Copon -- and in recent days, his page has been bombarded with messages like "He's [Taylor's] done all the hardwork and so deserves it," "I don't want you playing Jacob Black in New Moon :( because Taylor is perfect" and our personal favorite: "You're a douche."
A Facebook group devoted to bashing the actor has also been created -- and so far the cyber-club, which calls itself "I REJECT Michael Copon as Jacob Black: SAVE TAYLOR NOW!" already has locked down 1,290 members.
A rep for Copon was not immediately available for comment.
Bonnie Hunt and Niecy Nash should dress up like "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" more often ... Four obvious reasons to watch Monday's ep of "The Bonnie Hunt Show." Anderson Cooper, eat your heart out.
Like a deranged lunatic -- a homophobic deranged lunatic -- '80s wrestling legend Iron Sheik stormed into LAX yesterday screaming all sorts of offensive obscenities in a delusional attempt to score a rematch with Hulk Hogan.
After the tirade, the threats and the spitting -- the 65-year-old got rolled up right in the airport ... in his wheelchair.
A security guard hired to protect Brad Pitt at an event last night wound up roughing him up instead. When Pitt arrived to the L.A. premiere of his new film, the standard paparazzi crush ensued. For some reason a plain-clothes security guard grabbed Brad and pulled him back. Oh no he didn't! Pitt eventually broke away and reportedly exchanged words with the doomed security guard.
The first rule of fight club: Never touch Brad.
UPDATE: A source close to Brad's security tells TMZ the security team thought Brad was in danger, so they did what had to be done. Brad wasn't pissed at all at the aggressiveness of what went down -- quite the opposite, we're told.
As if those leather pants he was wearing weren't offensive enough, Mickey Rourke got downright homophobic outside Hyde last night when he used a gay slur to verbally attack someone on camera.
In an interview with Time Out New York back in '06, he was quoted as saying he's not afraid to use the word and if "somebody has a problem with that, they can kiss my f**kin' ass." Thanks, but no thanks.
Nelson Muntz from "The Simpsons" is used to being in trouble, but now he's under fire over a "super gay" comment he made on Sunday's Halloween episode ... ha HUH? The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), the people who teamed up with Hilary Duff to fight the offensive use of the phrase "that's so gay," is now going after Nelson for his homophobic comment on the show.
In a statement to TMZ, GLSEN says: "Nelson's use of 'that's so gay' in a negative way is not surprising considering that 90 percent of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender youth say they hear the term used this way frequently or often at school. Nelson should visit ThinkB4YouSpeak.com where he can send an apologetic e-card to Milhouse. GLSEN would also welcome Nelson's participation in our next PSA so he can make amends by helping to educate young people about why such language is wrong."
A rep for the show was not immediately available for comment. Nelson's people couldn't be reached for comment either ... since he's a cartoon.
Either Bette Midler just gained all sorts of street cred ... or 50 Cent just kissed his goodbye. We kid -- actually, the two hooked up for a good cause. Fiddy just forked over a ton of cash to build a garden in his home turf, Queens, NY -- after Miss M talked him into getting involved with her charity, the NY Restoration Project.
Miley Cyrus' 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, has declared war on Miley's ex, Nick Jonas. Gaston mocked the youngest Jonas Bros. by dressing up as the dandy 16-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander for Halloween.
Unfortunately, if Nick wanted to retaliate and go as the underwear model, no one would know who he was undressed as.
Jason Statham never says a single word while out in public -- but after shoving a pap at Villa last night for no reason, Statham's date unleashed a fury of curse-filled pot shots at the mute actor.
Mark McGwire isn't the only one who'd like to throw down with the Bash Brother behind the book "Juiced" -- an "American Gladiator" thinks Jose Canseco is a certified "idiot" too. Former juicer and original Gladiator Nitro, real name Danny Lee Clark, has some major 'roid rage over Canseco's book -- and man was he pissed when we asked him about it outside Coco de Ville last night.
Looks like the GOP's head cougar has gone from political attack dog to snotty celeb fashion critic.
It's a good thing Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas away from her family -- because her dad and her GF surely would have come to blows. 
