Jennifer Lopez finished her first triathlon on Sunday morning in Malibu and immediately did what anyone else would do -- she flew across the country to NYC to celebrate her little husband's 40th birthday!
From wet suit to a gown in under six hours -- that's a new world record.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez has just completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds. Her ass crossed the finish line a scant three minutes later. 
It looks like all it takes to warm J. Lo up to paparazzi is a half-mile swim, an 18-mile bike and a 4-mile jog.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas, Breaking News
Moving on from Kim Kardashian's La La Land, New York City doesn't cut breaks for traffic scofflaws, even if they're Jennifer Lopez. She learned yesterday that she can't park it anywhere she wants.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez
Posh and J. Lo hanging out makes sense -- they're both Scientolosidekicks of TomKat -- but couldn't they find a third wheel more fitting than Nicole Richie?
The trio hooked up for dinner in NY last night. Jada Pinkett-Smith must have been busy.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, Becks & Posh
A man once indicted for murder and a notorious celeb womanizer was arrested this morning on felony assault charges, along with the owner of Villa nightclub.
The ruckus started at Les Deux nightclub in West Hollywood, where Chris Paciello -- who has reportedly dated Madonna, Naomi Campbell, Jennifer Lopez and Niki Taylor -- was hanging out with Cuttino Mobley of the LA Clippers.
The victim allegedly exchanged words with Chris and Cuttino. We're told Paciello left Les Deux, went over to Villa, picked up Villa's owner Reza Roohi and, we're told, the two then went on a hunt for the alleged victim.
They found him at San Vicente and Sunset Blvd. We're told Paciello and Roohi allegedly beat up the victim, though the injuries are not life threatening.
A nearby gas station security camera apparently captured the incident and the video is in the custody of the Sheriff's Department.
Paciello and Roohi currently are being booked on felony assault charges.
Paciello, who is being booked under the name of Christian Luzwigsen, is currently on parole.
Ronald Richards, lawyer for Villa, released this statement: "Mr. Roohi had nothing to do with the dispute, he was merely there to keep the peace. The incident had nothing to do with the bar whatsoever."
UPDATE: TMZ has spoken with the alleged victim, Will Wright. He says Reza was driving and hit Will dead-on with the car. Will says his forehead hit the hood, causing a cut that needed 15 stitches. Once Will flew back and landed on the pavement, he says Paciello got out of the passenger side and gave him the beating.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna
J.Lo and Marc Anthony went out to dinner with Scientolobud Leah Remini this weekend -- so we just had to ask, is Remini using her friendship as an in to a crazy Scientology recruiting plot?
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez
Now that she's a new mother, Jennifer Lopez has no need for Madre's -- her Latin restaurant has closed.
A sign on the Pasadena eatery says it shuttered on July 1st "until further notice." Madre's had been in business for over six years -- a lifetime in the world of celeb restaurants. In contrast, Britney's NYC joint NYLA lasted less than a year.
A rep for Jennifer has yet to get back to us.
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Food Glorious Food
Jennifer Lopez and one of her four-month-old lil' twin divas hung out at designer Stefano Gabbana's home in Italy this weekend.
It's never too early to start teaching your kids about ... the upcoming Spring collections!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas
Jennifer Lopez took her newly toned butt out for a swim in Italy yesterday.
Who needs a life preserver when you have your own floatation device?
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Hot Bodies
At least someone in the Jennifer Lopez family is eating -- her dog allegedly took a bite out of a flight attendant on a private jet, and now the eaten party wants $5 million from Jenny. 
Lisa Wilson filed suit yesterday in Brooklyn Federal Court, alleging that Floyd -- a guard dog -- "lunged" at her when she walked past him during the 2006 flight, making her go ass-over-elbow and giving her such debilitating back pain that she had to have serious surgery.
Wilson claims that J. Lo knew the dog had "vicious propensities" and should've controlled it. J. Lo's peeps had no immediate comment.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jennifer Lopez
Emme & Max Lopez-Anthony, it's 4:30 AM, do you know where your parents are?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Jennifer Lopez
Just three months after giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez is looking like a fly girl in a bikini in Spain -- while her husrunt Marc Anthony can't weigh more than newborn Max and Emme! Is he a preemie?
With all the money they got for the baby pics, couldn't Jen buy him a cheeseburger?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Jennifer Lopez, that husband of hers and their little bambinos, Max and Emme, arrived in Belgium on Wednesday.
On this trip, La Lopez and Marc Anthony actually went Dutch.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas
The theme at the Met Museum's Costume Institute gala last night in NYC was "Superheroes" -- appropriate since most of these celebs' getups need to be rescued.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Jennifer Lopez, Style Insider
Her eldest daughter checked into rehab three times in one year and she's pimping out her 14-year-old daughter on a new reality show ... so it's natural that an organization would want to give Dina Lohan a mother of the year award. She's lucky Joan Crawford is dead!
Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers, is naming LiLo's mommie dearest one of its Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities at a ceremony on Tuesday. Holy Mother of God.
While there are some deserving A-list 516 moms on the list -- like Baldwin Brothers matriarch Carol Baldwin, who is a breast cancer survivor and activist -- the org will also give J.Lo the Special Celebrity Mom of the Year award for the two months she's been one!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jennifer Lopez, Lindsay Lohan
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