Kabbalah Will Bring Them Together
It was like a high-school dance last night at a Kabbalah center in London -- Guy Richie and the boys in one car, Madonna and daughter Lourdes in another. 
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!
Madonna was leaving a restaurant in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night and guess who just happened to be lurking in the background? 21-year-old model -- and Madge's new rumored beau -- Jesus Luz.
The pair allegedly met at a photo shoot for W magazine.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Wacky & Weird, Madonna
Guy Gets Hugh's Syrupy Seconds
Guy Ritchie sure knows where to find the money -- his latest conquest is multimillion heiress and Hugh Grant ex Jemima Khan.
Guy and Jemima were just spotted again at the home of PR guru Matthew Freud this weekend, reports the Mirror, after setting the tabs buzzing earlier this month with a dinner-party date there. They apparently were introduced by none other than Uma Thurman's fiancé, Arki Busson.
Jemima's late father was billionaire financier Sir James Goldsmith.
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna Calls BS on Her Own Rep
So like most of us you were wondering why Madonna's rep came out firing brazenly the other day with a "payout" figure to the AP.
Turns out it was wrong, at least according to Madge and Guy. They say in a joint statement to TMZ, "A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children."
We contacted Liz Rosenberg to ask her what the hell happened, but haven't heard back.
Filed under: Madonna, Department of Debunk
Material Boy -- Guy Banks Off Madonna Divorce
So this is why Guy Richie has had that silly grin on his face lately -- he just received a FAT settlement check from his divorce with Madonna.
Madonna's rep just announced she's shelling out at least $75 million to her former hubby -- and that Guy will also get the couple's Ashcombe estate.
Take note, A-Rod.
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna Falls -- Slippery When Wet
Even royalty effs up from time to time -- and during a rainy concert in Rio last night, the Queen of Pop totally ate it on stage.
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Madonna and Guy -- Unmarried Christmas
Madonna and Guy Ritchie will have to look at each other one more time before their divorce is really, truly final.
The Material Mama and her soon-to-be was-band will have a "traditional" family Xmas at Guy's estate in England, reports the Daily Mail. Madonna will get to the UK on December 23 with Rocco, David, and Lourdes and spend several days.
In other news, Guy may in fact be getting $50 mil from the divorce, despite initial reports to the contrary.
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Madonna's Moot Marriage Suit
In the "day late" department, Madonna just got a judgment in her lawsuit against Britain's Mail on Sunday newspaper, for publishing unauthorized wedding photos of the marriage that no longer exists.
The paper published 11 photos of her 2000 wedding to Guy Ritchie. Her lawyer claimed the pics were purchased for around $7,500, but Madge wanted $7.5 mil for the breach. No word yet on how much she got -- we're thinkin' it won't be enough to offset what Guy got.
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A-Rod Bats Around the Madge Bush
Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have been hangin' in Mexico City, in Miami, in NYC, in the Hamptons, and who knows where else.
And yet A-Rod insists to People they're just friends, and even claims they've never been on a plane together. (Oh, really?) As for reports they're buying a place together, A-Rod says, "That is absolutely ridiculous and not true."
Kind of like when they were denying a relationship at all -- except Alex just happened to spend all his free time with Madge's closest pals.
Madge and A-Rod Want It Double-Wide
That didn't take long: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are having a shack attack to the tune of $30 mil.
The swinging (almost) singles are looking to move on up to a deluxe apartment on the East Side of Manhattan, according to the NY Post, where the double-wide mansions can go from $30 to 60 million. They're specifically looking for houses with private garages, which are like the Hope diamond in NYC.
A-Rod's rep denies the report.
Madge & A-Rod Make a Run For the Border
As Madonna's "Sticky & Sweet" tour headed to Mexico City this weekend, A-Rod just so happened to also have a scheduled appearance at a park in the Distrito Federal.
What a coinkydink!
Bob Uecker Would be Proud
Who do you have to sleep with to get great seats at a Madonna concert?
At Dolphin Stadium Wednesday night in Miami.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, A-Rod
A-Rod Gets Madge All Moist ... Eyed
Bring us some Kaopectate: Madonna was apparently so moved serenading Alex Rodriguez at her Miami show, she got teary.
So says the New York Daily News, which reports Madge "fixed her gaze on him" while singing "You Must Love Me" (uh oh), then "got all teary-eyed" when he smiled at her in the front row. Meanwhile, she also talked about "a long-distance love affair" when she crooned "I'm So Far Away."
Otherwise, no one seemed too bothered that Madonna showed two hours late and didn't wish anyone a happy Thanksgiving.
A-Rod's Blonde Contrition Tour
After hitching a ride back to Miami with Madonna, A-Rod played family man with his ex-wife and kids last night on their home turf. 
It's unclear whether Alex will be spending Thanksgiving with them or if he'll be too busy stuffing having stuffing with Madge.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Talk Sports, A-Rod
Madonna & A-Rod Have Landed ... Together
Despite all the rumors and divorces, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have never been seen cavorting together ... until now.
The 50-year-old pop diva and the 33-year-old Yankee were spotted exiting a private jet in Miami early Tuesday morning, along with their manager, Guy Oseary. Madge then got into A-Rod's waiting Maybach and the two drove off into the sunrise.
Looks like A-Rod & Madge will be celebrating the end of the U.S. leg of her appropriately-titled "Sticky and Sweet" tour in Miami tonight.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, A-Rod
