For all the garbage Paris Hilton and fam receive from Prince Von A-Hole, you'd think an impromptu family reunion at the Ivy would be the perfect time for forgiveness ... or WW III. At first the Prince was surprisingly quiet and cordial to their faces -- maybe he didn't recognize them.
Frenemies Paris Hilton and Britney Spears reunited at last night's VMAs -- no DUIs, vadge flashes or rehab stints ensued. Throw in Lindsay, a night at Hyde and three wrecked weaves and you'd swear it was Fall '06 all over again!
Things for Paris Hilton have gotten so mundane lately, the best question we had for her was about her hair extensions. Luckily, it led to a better Q for Benji -- does he like pullin' on 'em?!
Yeah, someone filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton, but here's the real news: Hiltie has standards! Her 2006 "comedy" "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" was apparently so bad, even Paris wouldn't shill for it. Worldwide Entertainment Group says she got paid a mil -- a mil, folks -- to act in the movie and then push it on TV and radio. They say she didn't do the latter and so they're going after her in Federal court.
Worldwide wants $75K in damages -- probably more than the film's gross. Paris' peeps didn't comment.
Rev Al Sharpton sounds like he's a newly-minted fan of Paris Hilton, in large part because of her Presidential campaign vid. But here's the deal -- remember that whole "N" word thing with Paris? Did the Rev forgive, or just forget?
Like a phoenix (who did a sex tape) rising from the ashes, Paris Hilton has reclaimed her throne.
Paris' McCain rebuttal video has vaulted her popularity back to 2006 status. She was in Denmark yesterday and got completely mobbed by Danish fans. Wonder if she has a hankerin' for Danish?
Minnesota Gov. and rumored McCain VP front runner Tim Pawlenty has seen Paris' video and still believes she's leaning for his team. Did he not see the part where she called the Republican hopeful a "wrinkly white haired guy?"
We're amazed Paris Hilton remembers who John McCain even is -- so it's hard to believe she belted out all the lines in her new McCain video without the use of cue cards.
It sure looks like Paris is reading her lines off of something, but sources tell us Paris memorized all her lines -- in fact, she was quite insistent on it. You buyin' it?
Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.
Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.
John McCain's mouthpiece has responded to Paris Hilton's stinging retort -- but he's not attacking Hiltie!
In the unkindest cut of all, McCain's spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."
Just hours ago, FunnyOrDie posted a video of Paris calling McCain "wrinkly" and pitching a hybrid energy policy.
Paris Hilton is pissed at being a joke in John McCain's ad campaign, but not for the reason you might think. A rep for Hilton tells TMZ, "Miss Hilton was not asked, nor did she give permission for the use of her likeness in the ad and has no further comment."
LAPD Police Chief William Bratton told KNBC TV there's no need for laws against the paparazzi anymore, since Britney's sane again, Paris is M.I.A., and Lindsay's living a quiet life in Lebanon.
Bratton says he'll oppose the L.A. City Council proposal to regulate pappers.