In this time of financial ruin, Hulk Hogan claims his estranged wife is blowing cash on the dumbest stuff ever -- example: Linda allegedly threw down $4,000 for a photo shoot with her dog. Hulk unloaded outside of Pinellas County Court yesterday -- where Linda was asking for another $400,000 in attorney fees. The court granted her the cash -- but after going over her expenditures, they put it in a separate account so she couldn't blow it on more dumb stuff.
But Hogan and his attorney, David R. Houston, were kind enough to list a bunch of ridiculous things they claim Linda has wasted dough on ... and trust us, it's stupid.
Linda Hogan, seen here at a XFC fight with son Nick and 19-year-old boy toy Charley, was probably saying: "I bet you kids have a lot in common." Yeah, except for one, big thing...
Linda Hogan's 19-year-old boycandy Charley Hill says Hulk Hogan's out to get him -- but a court isn't buyin' what he's sellin'. We've learned a Florida court just nixed the poolboy's request for a temporary restraining order against the Hulk. Charley claimed Hulk "dangerously followed" him in his car a couple weeks ago and "pulled up next to him and stared at him" at a stoplight -- a crime in no states.
Charley says he "fears [Hogan] will attempt to injure or kill him" because Linda is his girlfriend. The aspiring seaman also claims Hulk tailgated him and intimidated him on another occasion, and thinks Hulk is even more dangerous because he had weapons charges against him in 1979.
UPDATE: Hulk's lawyer David Houston tells us, "This is just another blatant attempt by Linda Hogan to try to defame Hulk Hogan's character. We commend the judge on seeing through this ridiculous stunt and denying these baseless claims."
Recession or not, it's extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That's why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention -- she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical tuition? Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery.
It may cost him a bundle, but we're thinkin' that divorce is the best move of Hulk's life.
Apparently unable to purchase a DeLorean, Linda Hogan's son-alike BF Charley Hill suped up his Honda with Lamborghini-style doors. Charley's timing is a little off -- "Pimp My Ride" went off the air in 2007.
Linda Hogan's lawyers are taking another vicious swing at Hulk, because Linda says he's purposely sold his many trademarks -- including his wrestling names -- to his best friend to keep her greedy cougar paws off the profits. In a pile of papers filed in Pinellas County Court, Linda says Hulk handed over the rights to his Hulk Hogan brands (like Hollywood Hulk, Hulkster, Hulkamania), grill, energy drink and more to his best friend Eric Bischoff for an insane discount. Linda's pissed because these are tons of assets she now can't cash in on.
Hulk's attorney, David Houston, told us: "There has been no siphoning of money -- if Linda has to ask again, we'll be more than happy to provide the same answer."
Linda's also trying to keep Hulk's handlebar mustache the hell away from her mother -- because the Hulkster is convinced Linda's been sending their old furniture (from her many remodels of their Florida home) to mommy dearest to keep ... and he wants 'em back.
We're convinced the money fight between these two will never see a three count.
Like a deranged lunatic -- a homophobic deranged lunatic -- '80s wrestling legend Iron Sheik stormed into LAX yesterday screaming all sorts of offensive obscenities in a delusional attempt to score a rematch with Hulk Hogan.
After the tirade, the threats and the spitting -- the 65-year-old got rolled up right in the airport ... in his wheelchair.
Hulk Hogan is kinda sorta striking back at his soon-to-be-ex wife -- one day after she blamed the split on an affair Hulk had with their daughter's BFF.
In a statement released through his lawyer David Houston, Hulk says, "It is unfortunate Linda Hogan will do virtually anything to keep herself in the public spotlight. We are not going to demean this process nor the family any longer by responding to what amounts to pathetic pleas for attention."
Sorry, Hulkster, but "pathetic pleas for attention" run in the family.
Nick Hogan hasn't visited the kid he left paralyzed for life since he left prison -- but it's not for a lack of trying. Nick was rolling in Vegas, when he told our cameras the reason he hasn't seen John Graziano -- who's been in a vegetative state since Nick's August, 2007 car crash -- is because John's family has refused to let him into the hospital.
But here's the million dollar question: Do you really blame them?
Not many families can brag about falling victim to both the Oedipus and Electra complexes. Check out the pics of Nick hanging out with mom Linda and her boyfriend Charley -- who's one year older than her ne'er-do-well son and suspiciously similar in looks.
Brooke, who is "freaked out" about Linda's beau, has no problemo with dad dating a carbon copy of herself.
Hulk and Linda are at each others' throat again, and this time we're told it's over a combination of Hulk's prized Rolls-Royce and his worst enemy -- Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend.
The Rolls-Royce in question was to sit in storage until their marital assets were divided -- because the car loses value if driven. But Linda recently wanted to take it on a joy ride anyway.
Once Hulk's counsel got word Linda was having the car prepped to drive, they had the Rolls moved to an undisclosed location.
Sources tell us the car's insurance was "woefully inadequate," and Hulk had fears Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill would drive it -- which could have put the extremely expensive car at risk.
It wouldn't be the first thing of Hulk's Charley has ridden.
Nick Hogan is going from one institution to another.
A source close to the family tells TMZ Nick is shopping around town for a new pad because he's planning on moving to L.A. for school. Driving school, perhaps?
We're told Nick is looking to make a "fresh start" and sometimes that's hard to do so in the city you grew up in -- which also happens to be where your best friend is comatose.
He better find a school near his house or get himself a bus pass -- his license is suspended until May 2011.
Just two days after being released from a Florida jail, Nick Hogan and Danny Jacobs, the guy he was racing the night of his infamous car crash that left his BFF John Graziano in a vegetative state, arrived at LAX. Despite 166 days in the slammer, Nick still hasn't lost touch with some of his friends.