Rampage -- Ask At Your Own Risk

Rampage -- the UFC fighter who went on a....rampage recently ain't the guy you want to mess with.
Rampage Jackson: Click to watch
The guy who led cops on a high speed chase, striking cars and almost killing pedestrians along the way, left Opera last night and our camera guy made what could have been the biggest mistake of his life -- asking the dude about anything.

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Celebrity Feuds
Now PETA's Got Beef With....

...the American Cancer Society!?! WTF?!

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a group with wayyy too much time on their hands, is now going after the American Cancer Society ... for trying to fight cancer -- in humans!

After the ACS went after Michael Jordan for smoking during a softball game earlier this week, the folks at PETA, who obviously couldn't stand to see another organization get attention, released a strongly worded letter of their own -- attacking the people dedicated to helping actual, living Homo sapiens.

Here's the statement: "The ACS needs to get its own act together before it calls a foul on Michael Jordan." See, PETA claims the folks at the ACS are hypocrites because they have fundraisers where they serve "cancer-linked" foods -- and by cancer-linked they mean dead animal, like beef.

Imagine how screwed the Muscular Dystrophy Association's gonna be when PETA finds out Jerry Lewis had a steak once.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Fights

Can You Name That Jackson?!

La Toya JacksonWhat the hell happened to Janet Jackson?!

Oh, wait. La Toya Jackson looks absolutely amazing!

The 52-year-old kook should wear Janet's brown wig more often.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Janet Jackson, Nurse!

Train Wrecks
Cop Comes Out with His Hands Up ... and Dances!

Check out New York's finest at its worst.
Crazy cop: Click to watch
We're sure the boys in blue will be so proud of this guy -- retired NYPD officer-turned-movie producer Bob DeBrino. Isn't flashing a badge a crime when you're not an active cop?

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Drunky to "Twilight" Hunk: Suck My Face!

Robert Pattinson plays a bloodsucker in "Twilight," but all one random drunk girl wanted to do with him last night was suck face.
Robert Pattinson: Click to watch

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Lil' Racist, Homophobic Schmuck

Struggling to keep his eyes open, a trashed Lil' Wayne spewed some serious hate language in NY last night when he noticed one of the photographers trying to get a shot of him was a black guy.
Lil' Wayne: Click to watch

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Call Them Lame, But at Least They're Sober

Most bands hang at strip clubs, get wasted and trash hotel rooms. The Jonas Brothers build cardboard boats to psych themselves up before a concert.
Jonas Bros - click to launch
93.3FLZ caught all the action -- or lack thereof.

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Fashion
It's Time for an Intervention!

Helena Bonham CarterEveryone is entitled to a bad hair day and outfit every once in a while, but Helena Bonham Carter has completely used up all of her get out of styling cards!

After being spotted dressed like this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, the 42-year-old mother of two once again orthopedically stepped out in London on Wednesday, looking like a homeless aristocratic 19th Century vagabond loon.

Someone please tell Helena she's not contractually bound to dress like she's in a Tim Burton film in her real life too. Or is she?!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!

Paul Rodriguez: Come On, These Jokes Are Free!

Why drop $30 to see Paul Rodriguez at the ritzy Soboba Casino in San Jacinto, CA -- he'll do his stand-up for nothin', so long as there's a camera around.
Paul Rodriguez: Click to watch
No one was off limits yesterday outside the Ivy, where P-Rod took on John McCain, Pauly Shore, the Olsen Twins and even preggo Bristol Palin ... who he so fondly titled "a little ho."

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Hobie from "Baywatch" -- Don't Call It a Comeback!

Jeremy Jackson, Sky LopezThink of all the people from "Baywatch" you wish had a sex tape. Now think of Jeremy Jackson.

Yes, the kid who played The Hoff's son is all grown up -- literally. There's a sex tape being shopped around town starring Jackson and top Vivid porn star Sky Lopez.

We're told the tape is about 45 minutes in length, but so far -- no buyers.

We just got this statement from Jeremy: "Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn't turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.

"They said, 'Sky wanted it back and didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.' So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and 'make my life hell' as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck."

UPDATE: Just hours after we posted this morning, Jackson conveniently showed up at the beach -- with British model Danielle Lloyd -- and a paparazzo just happened to be there. What a coinkydink!Hobie: Click to view pics!

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Serena Stays Stacked for U.S. Open

The secret to Serena's success has just been revealed.
Serena Williams
Those thick thighs hold what tennis dreams are made of.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports

Gerardo -- Still Rico Enough for Mr. Chow

His one and only hit was waaaay back in 1991, but Rico Suave's got the bones to splurge on food. The do-rag and the extensions... not so much.
Gerardo: Click to watch
The once self-proclaimed "gigolo" was talkin' Obama outside Mr. Chow last night -- just what Barack wants, a ringing endorsement from the guy who touted his "addiction ... to the female species" and bragged about consuming them in a manner that was "raw like sushi."

Suave.

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Naked Guy Magically Appears, Frightens Porn Star

It was like a scene out of "Terminator" last night -- a random naked guy magically appeared in the middle of an L.A. parking lot. Only instead of saving Linda Hamilton, "The T3incher" (as we've aptly named him) was out to save our cameraman from filming more useless video of Mary Carey.
Naked guy: Click to watch

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Jamie Lynn to Bristol: Teen Motherhood Is a Blast!

Sources close to Jamie Lynn Spears say she completely sympathizes with 17-year-old Bristol Palin -- and JL has some unwed teen mother advice for her preggo peer.

We're told Jamie Lynn thinks Bristol needs to stay strong and be an example for young moms everywhere. Jamie also wants Bristol to be aware everyone is shining a spotlight on her right now, so it's important she remain as positive as her EPT!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Prez Election 2008

If You Didn't Hate Brody Before ...

... now he's got a sweet Lamborghini to cram numerous, nameless hot chicks into every night of the week.
Brody Jenner: Click to watch

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